NOTICE

This is a notice to the followers of my blog.

I have lately had trouble turning a profit in this blog.

That may be due to my not charging anything; HOWEVER, my costs are very high. It seems like I spend hundreds of dollars a day keeping this blog maintained! (I probably don't, but it sure seems like it.)

For that reason, I'm going to start charging a $7.99 monthly membership fee for anyone who wants to view my blog. There will also be a 60% increase in that fee, effective IMMEDIATELY. And in attempt to make instant gains, I will also be cutting back on how often I post (from 3 times a year to appx. 2 times a year).

If you are currently a follower of my blog and have not yet paid these fees, YOU ARE A CRIMINAL and you must pay the $7.99 membership fee immediately, including the 60% fee increase, plus a $20 late fee (with 5% interest per day on this total balance).

In the meantime, I'm also planning to bring in advertising on my blog. I'll be offering an ad-free version of my blog at an extra rate of $29.99 per month.

If you're interested in subscribing, or you have monstrous late fees to pay, please come over to my house and pay me in cash.

We're glad to be doing business with you!

-The Mgmt.